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How do pirates dress for Halloween? They can not strap on a peg leg, prop a plastic parrot on their shoulders, apply a bandage eye and wrap a red bandana around their scurvy heads. This is not funny at all - not a pirate at Halloween. It would be like if we Earthlings dressed in a costume for a Halloween party - the same color and "Business Casual" clothes we wear to work each day.

I know how pirates dress for Halloween. I know because I am in intimacy with pirates or intimate as you can get with pirates as I always watch my back of the knife blade odd or inappropriate. I even once attended a support group of pirates in my research on all issues of piracy, and made many friends that night, although they were not sustainable, the group of rebels in the parking lot of the church and punctured the tires of their rivals. (This caused feelings of bitterness and hackers therefore disbanded the group.)

Pirates, and this is important, do not dress like bullies on Halloween. Pirates are among their attributes, the Mavericks used. How Can they dress as pirates this Halloween when everyone dresses like them?

Halloween is a sacred holiday America, and it is mainly because more alcohol is sold on Halloween than on any other holiday. This holiday special, is therefore very important to buccaneers. Far be it from them to get carried away by land.

I am surprised that most alcoholic beverages are sold on this holiday than any other holiday. It is the fourth of July barbecue, when we look skyward to see the rockets red glare, a beer hand. Do not forget picnic on Labor Day, when so many drown their sorrows late summer frosty drafts. Thanksgiving is good for one or two glasses of Merlot, which goes well with Turkey and cousins that you can not stand if the rest of the year. Christmas means more expensive in As a spiced wine and aged whiskey. bubbly for New Year's and Mimosas are for the New Year. You have not lived, or he late, until you were full of Mogen David wine at a Passover Seder. Memorial Day, I think, is a weak sister of a holiday when he is imbibing alcohol. Nobody is in a festive atmosphere on Memorial Day because they know they must go to work the next day, and nobody, except the most radical liberal extremes of Harvard or the State of California likes to see John Wayne are shot to nth time in "The Sands of Iwo Jima."

Understand that the true hacker does not conform to standards of behavior, so if everyone is smashed on Halloween, the real attacker must remain sober. As a non-conformism is the business card of a pirate, there is no better way to say the rest of the populace stink by remaining sober.

Everyone else grabs candy or playing tricks on Halloween. yuck What are there in that for a pirate who takes what he wants, and engages in antisocial behavior throughout the year? Sea Dogs, therefore, not only to observe the law on Halloween but also citizens are robust. They even help old ladies cross the street and not in traffic oncoming, and that's what they like do during the other days of the year.

Cutthroats are appalled by all the fake pirates at Halloween.

Pirates must do the unexpected. Therefore, at Halloween, pirates dressed as civilians. They dress like us, when we dress like them.

Pirates wear tights this Halloween. They keep their undergarments scattered throughout the city and countryside, hidden under the floor laundries machines and plastic bags in a little behind the trunks of trees specially marked. Others wear costumes straight out of recreation of the Seventies better to mock us. (I hear from my sources that the beads and shirts Pooka Qianni have especially with pirates this year.) They carry briefcases and wear ties, and parties just as insurance agents. A laptop bag or backpack, ideally be a logo Business is always a tasteful accessory for Halloween. Cufflinks, in some old salts are rigorous and are always accompanied a starched white shirt - Brooks Brothers, of course.

Now you know. When you see a good man or woman to walk on your street this Halloween night, beware. You just come face to face with the terror itself, the incarnation of evil, not to mention an almost perfect clone of us on all other days year. Aarrgghhh.

© 2008 Edward Chupack

About the Author:

Edward Chupack is an attorney for a major law firm. He lives near Chicago. His first novel, Silver, is available now from Thomas Dunne Books. To learn more about Long John Silver, please visit www.silverpirate.com.

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