For Dog Only

There is something different about you. People feel that the moment you walk in the door. Is it in your smile, or how wear your hair? Really, there are countless manifestations of your canine obsession.

Here are the top ten:

# 10: Stray hairs on your clothes.

White hairs make a mess of your black wool skirt, while black fur collects in tufts on your white fleece pullover. You spent a small fortune on lint removers, but have finally given up. Shedding is not just for dogs anymore.

# 9: pockets full of bags bread (or mutt mitts).

Dog owners live by the Scout motto 'Be prepared. After all accidents do happen, even on lawn meticulously maintained by Mr. Smith. You'll be ready when they do.

# 8: You whistle to call your dog ... and your child.

In Indeed, you find it difficult to distinguish between the two. Your portfolio, your office, and the wallpaper on your Windows XP Desktop are packed with photos of Caesar.

# 7: You've been caught more than one occasion talking to your dog as if it were a person.

You pause patiently while the dog "answers" you. " And you insist that he answer!

# 6: You love your dog loves people, and hate those she hates.

Instead of approval of your parents, your dates must win Muffy's favor. This made dating almost impossible for you, since Muffy tends to be jealous of anyone who takes your attention away from her.

# 5: You give gifts that your dog "bought" and sign cards from you and your dog.

Having given up teaching Buford how to hold a pencil, you now ink up his paw to leave his mark. Unfortunately he got away before you can wash more, and now there is a line paw prints in indelible black linoleum in the kitchen.

# 4: You greet dogs by their names, but can not remember the names of their owners.

"Dude" and "Mrs." seemed to work well in a pinch.

# 3: You sleep huddled in a corner of your bed while your dog sprawls in the middle.

You do not mind even when she snores, drools on your pillow, and steals the blankets.

# 2: Your phone is programmed to speed dial the vet, groomer, dog trainer, pet and kennel.

Moreover, the clerks Can you identify with your voice.

# 1: On Christmas, instead of cookies, you bake doggie biscuits.

You have a recipe file of Princess Favorite plates sorts, and take to give all his dog friends. Incidentally, it occurs more than you and those you do seem clearly related to dogs.

About the Author:

About the Author
Emma Snow is a prolific writer and writes for Dog Pound http://www.dog-pound.net and Wildlife Animals http://www.wildlife-animals.com

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